Pregnancy Potions

I went browsing in this store the other day... there is one in town and I was curious to check it out...not looking for anything in particular.

I was greeted by an overeager salesgirl. Doesn't bother me too much- I know that is how they make their money :-)

First, when I went into the dressing room it didn't look like my selection of clothes... she comes up and says "oh ya I put some things in there I thought you might like too..." ha! Well I enjoyed trying them on but only ended up with a dress that I had picked out.

Then, she asked me if I was using any stretch mark cream (as they had a great selection of expensive potions). ( I don't have stretch marks yet thankfully but am not opposed to creams...just not $30 dollars for a small jar... what is it, liquid gold? they say you'll get them if you'll get them...).
In the process of trying to convince me I need it she said to me "do you realize your skin is actually tearing from the inside out" .... hmmm, thanks for that lovely picture. way to be subtle. She tried to repeat the statement a couple of times.

I didn't buy the potion. :-)